dumbfricker:

i think i’ve done it. i’ve found the best porn comment,

dumbfricker:

i think i’ve done it. i’ve found the best porn comment,

blastortoise:

i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

winterfvll:

When all you want is to lay under the sheets next to someone, and to feel their warm skin against yours. To hear their heart beat slowly as if they feel safer in that moment then they ever have before. To fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up to their perfect self and adorable sleepy voice the next morning and everything will be okay.

hunnnnie:

I want someone to really want me. Make a big deal about me, tell me I’m on your mind way too fucking much but you kinda like it. Make it completely obvious that I’m the person you want. Tell me you can’t wait to see me; show me how you feel so I can feel it too.
Make me feel something I’ve never felt before. Tell your friends about me & I’ll tell them about how you make butterflies swam my stomach. Want me as much as I want you.

indytaker:

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recoveringtopanga:

I can’t stand when people blatantly ignore all logic and make stupid fucking decisions.